1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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