capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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