Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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