There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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