i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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