i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
