I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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