everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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