Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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