so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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