No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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