it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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