where am i from again
Say something about gay babies.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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