Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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