oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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