What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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