Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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