So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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