Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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