Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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