evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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