OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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