fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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