I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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