I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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