We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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