she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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