super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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