Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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