I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Let's get the cat blown out
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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