fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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