i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I could have mohawked her pubes.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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