are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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