I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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