do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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