i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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