it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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