Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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