Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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