I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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