I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
