You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
