We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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