I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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