How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
should my penis look like a turkey
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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