I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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