Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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