I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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