I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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