Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
